Socially Prohibited Facebook Statuses

Do you ever go to type a status on facebook, get halfway through, and then realize that:
1)You actually don't want all of your "friends" reading about your personal life,
2)You don't want to sound crazy,
3)Someone that prompted the status might read it and be offended or figure out that it is about them (this is the most common reason for me),
4)This sounds way more emo than I meant (and I am not sitting here asking to be comforted/for compliments),
5)You don't want creepers that you somehow became friends with commenting on it,
6)My mom is friends with me on facebook (sorry mom), or
7)It really isn't that funny to anyone else.

So I decided to make a list of all the statuses that I have wanted to post, but haven't. Feel free to add your own.

• Man, that date was awkward!
• I'm lonely.
• Boys are dumb. Especially *fill in blank* (I have some sense of social rules still. Or maybe more than one name...)
• I think I am going to drop out of school and form a nudist nun colony that lives in cardboard boxes. Seriously.
• He finally asked me out, and now I just have to convince him to do it again. Best date EVER.
• I have forgotten to eat almost all day today. Oops.
• I just failed that test. bummer. :(
• I love Physics!
• Please. If I am annoying, tell me. Being rude isn't really getting you anywhere. If it isn't me, tell me!

 (Wow. Reading back over it, mostly they have to do with dating in some way or another. Lesson learned: most statuses regarding dating are socially prohibited because they make you sound desperate or the guy will read it later).